ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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