Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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