id be glad to
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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