Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
