the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Fuck appropriateness.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
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wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
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I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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