I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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