Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
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I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
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I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
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