Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(989): View more from Michigan

Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's

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(205): View more from Alabama

I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.

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(989): View more from Michigan

ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.

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(631): View more from New York

can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished

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(518): View more from New York

i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??

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(253): View more from Washington

We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.

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(563): View more from Iowa

It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA

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(518): View more from New York

Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?

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