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(914): View more from New York

____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...

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(914): ____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker... http://tfl.nu/8now

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Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.

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(484): Totally smoking with fifteen year olds. http://tfl.nu/wzuc

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My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.

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(914): My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control. http://tfl.nu/45m8

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You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.

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(516): You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit. http://tfl.nu/xfz2

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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!

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(610): I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin! http://tfl.nu/gtgt

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Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?

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(616): Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by? http://tfl.nu/1ke1

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We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.

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(858): We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport. http://tfl.nu/he08

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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.

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(541): get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear. http://tfl.nu/nwnx

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There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!

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(406): There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go! http://tfl.nu/765a

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Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat

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You are so not ready for motherhood

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(210): Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat (830): You are so not ready for motherhood http://tfl.nu/j27j

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why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?

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(251): why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us? http://tfl.nu/6pdz

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we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked

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(214): we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked http://tfl.nu/kx03

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I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.

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(647): I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover. http://tfl.nu/tjzc

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If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.

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(407): If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry. http://tfl.nu/rq3w

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Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......

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(757): Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer....... http://tfl.nu/j7h7

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