what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?