Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
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someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
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So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream