am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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