YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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