bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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