Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I'm passing your future prison.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
A+ Viking dick
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
