Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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