your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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