ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
