Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
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