No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
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Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
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My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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