I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
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I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
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I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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