He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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