Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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