Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
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Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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