Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
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You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
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So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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