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I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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