Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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