Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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