she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
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Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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