Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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