Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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