I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
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this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
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I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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