Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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