it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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