He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
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If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
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Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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