She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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