Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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