There was a lot of him and a little penis
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
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What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
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Right now you and beer are my only friends.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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