yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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