So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
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See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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