Your face is a jimmy john
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Couch. On fire.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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