He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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