I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
this boner is exhausting
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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