She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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