Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka