Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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