Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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