just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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