He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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