I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I believe in your delicious
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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