so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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