when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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