She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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