Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
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there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
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have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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