Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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